Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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