CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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