we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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