Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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