You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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