white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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