Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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