the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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