1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You were trust falling into bushes
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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