I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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