I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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