i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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