It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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