Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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