remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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