glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
