so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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