Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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