we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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