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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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