I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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