Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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