I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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