Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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