I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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