hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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