Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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