She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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