Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
