Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
