umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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