My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize
