so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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