do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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