Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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