Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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