Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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