So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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