You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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