dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My pussy is not your playground.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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