i think i have herpe
just one?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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