remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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