Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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