can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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