How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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