Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
