Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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