So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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