Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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