and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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