your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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