Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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