is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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