yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize