That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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